annetdonahue:

I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.

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calvincandies:

mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day

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Jurassic Park : Sass

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egg-rolls:

omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website

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a-mad-girl-with-a-blog:

natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

wow this this just….oh my god wow this is pretty touching

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doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

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sourcedumal:

THIS!
It’s not fucking hard people
Wearing a warbonnet is akin to wearing a fucking purple heart you didn’t earn.
A military personnel would chew your ass out for daring to wear a medal you didn’t earn. You should expect the same from the tribes you are disgracing with your hipster bullshit. 

sourcedumal:

THIS!

It’s not fucking hard people

Wearing a warbonnet is akin to wearing a fucking purple heart you didn’t earn.

A military personnel would chew your ass out for daring to wear a medal you didn’t earn. You should expect the same from the tribes you are disgracing with your hipster bullshit. 

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merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

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The Ballad of Jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurunetokoro
Steam Powered Giraffe

werenotshortwerefunsized:

indianapopovich:

antonio-antoinette:

tyleroakley:

indianapopovich:

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I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.

After I listened to this I was like ‘what’s that sound’ and IT WAS ME WHEEZING BC I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

I’m so sorry.

I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT I STILL WASN’T PREPARED

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odditiesoflife:

The Hand of the Desert and Monument to the Drowned

Chilean sculptor Mario Irarrázabal has produced two giant hand sculptures located in strange places. The first hand sculpture, The Hand of the Desert, is located deep in the the Atacama desert in Chile. The hand was constructed at an altitude of 1,100 meters above sea level. The work has a base of iron and cement, and stands 11 meters tall. The second hand, Monument to the Drowned, is a sculpture of five fingers partially submerged in sand, located at Brava Beach in Punta del Este, Uruguay.

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prouded:

Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are

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nucl3arw3ss3l:

My mom is so mean to me

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kaylathewonderful:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

a robbery. what you just described is a robbery.

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